Filthy Home — Dick Picnic
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  • Dick Picnic
  • Dick Picnic
  • Dick Picnic
  • Dick Picnic
  • Dick Picnic

Dick Picnic

Roberto and Gina’s affair started early spring when they met on the subway platform. Roberto asked her for the time, Gina responded, “Why don’t I just give you my number?” They were inseparable from then on. One morning Gina sent a “sext” message of her cupped breast, he responded with an image of his hand holding his manhood. The attached message read, “Dinner tonight?” When Gina met him at a nearby park that evening, he carried nothing but a picnic basket and bottle of champagne. "Oh Roberto!" Gina cried, embracing him. She led him to a quiet spot beneath a willow tree, and there, they spread their picnic. “I hope you’re hungry,” he whispered.

DESCRIPTION: Dick Picnic Wallpaper – The vibrant, country inspired, gingham design inspired by country cabins, private picnics and grabby hands (of course). Warning: This picnic wallpaper isn't for pussies; it's for dicks. 

"At first glance, the Filthy Home Dick Picnic Wallpaper looks completely innocent and unobtrusive. Upon closer inspection, however, you’ll find that the bright red gingham design is more crotch then it is country." -Trendhunter.com

• Made in Brooklyn, New York USA

• Self-adhesive matte vinyl has a semi-permanent adhesive backing with siliconized kraft liner that will help prevent your images from chipping or cracking.

• Filthy Home uses only non-solvent based inks (solvent-based ink-jet ink has many health and safety considerations including: respiratory, skin and eye irritants, and in some cases, central nervous system depressants).

• 24 inch wide by 8',10' or 12' ft full-bleed panels for easy side by side installation (select correct height needed below). If you need a longer length (ceiling is higher then 12 ft) please email: customercare@filthyhome.com.

• Positional or removable applications for up to three (3) months.

• Please see "how to" section (top of the page) to understand how simple installation of Filthy Home Wallpaper is.

• Because of demand, shipping may take up to 2 weeks, but normally ships out of New York City in 3-5 business days.

• Filthy Home also can produce custom colorways/size of all wallpaper styles. Please email directly to get a quote on pricing: customercare@filthyhome.com.